This is not a cry for help. We are fine. We are totally losing our minds trying to balance our jobs and homeschooling and housework, but we are—maritally speaking—just fine. However, I cannot deny that this is the Harley Davidson Skull Pittsburgh Steelers Shirt but I will buy this shirt and I will love this nightly tableau. And I know it represents some kind of loss. Our appetite for shared escapism. Our willingness to submit ourselves, à deux, to a certain kind of cultural artifact. Like, let’s say, Céline Sciamma’s earlier films, which I hear are great—or that documentary about beekeeping in Macedonia that we once wanted to see.
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None of that is on the Harley Davidson Skull Pittsburgh Steelers Shirt but I will buy this shirt and I will love this agenda. We are instead burrowing into our separate tastes. Our life together to this point has been a decades-long recognition of things we both like. Vampire movies. Two or Three Things I Know About Her. The 40-Year-Old Virgin. But right now the things only she likes and the things only I like are the only things each of us likes. In other words, Love Island: Australia and ZeroZeroZero. Tiger King and The Platform.